I wanna know what the nipples on a bloke are really for
I wanna know why there's no white dog shit anymore
What's going on in Chapman's head
When McCartney's still alive and Lennon's shot fucking dead?
I wanna know why Jaegermeister's legal and E's are banned
I wanna know when Beadle's had a wank with his withered hand
What was the best thing before sliced bread?
Why did Jacko bleach his skin when he could've dyed it black instead?
I don't know and you can't say
Makes no difference anyway
I feel alright now I'm back where the funnies are
Feel alright and you can't say
The way I feel gets in your way
I feel alright now I'm back where the funnies are
I wanna know why an orange is an orange and a lime ain't a green
I wanna know how a blind man knows when his ass is clean
I wanna know why the Germans ain't funny
I wanna know where all my money's been
I don't know and you can't say
Makes no difference anyway
I feel alright now I'm back where the funnies are
Feel alright and you can't say
The way I feel gets in your way
I feel alright now I'm back where the funnies are
